If Shark Week Writers Did Obituaries

His only crime? Looking a bit like a seal

Photo by Oleksandr Sushko on Unsplash

Loving father. Cherished husband. Just another meal for a Pacific apex predator.

Jimmy Sprockett, 45, passed away from natural causes on May 12, 2022, after a large female great white shark bit him in half. After all, what could be more natural than this finely-tuned killing machine doing what it was born…